The pilot had enjoyed too much
Christmas cheer before taking off. His near collision with Santa just south of
the North Pole occurred approximately 24 minutes after midnight. The Elves
declined to be interviewed.
Oh, you beautiful
Utility
That makes our life so bright
And makes us so much more
Grateful when you return,
Especially at night.
And I am so grateful to my housemates for making this situation less worrisome. Thank goodness, too, for cellphone service that enabled me to post my acrostic and not break my streak of 1737 daily poems.